toemanatelight:

(via prettylad)

wojak-penis-on-head-comic:

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

(Source: steve-o-gay, via thewugtest)

sumetal:

if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

vorethewealthy:

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

(Source: andromedaspull, via clymcne)

hellishrebuke:

rivainibabe:

dynastylnoire:

ryukisgod:

Customer service bosses be like:

Deadass

Yall cant have water????

apparently it’s unprofessional to stay hydrated

(via humblepuddingcup)

gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

(via degasdad)

prairiemouse:

it’s time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.

(Source: wizardflurry, via clymcne)